Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.
Whether you’re looking for “long term relationships”, “lots of casual fun” or to “wife up with your end game girl”, bear in mind the website addresses their particular clientele “If you’re reading this, then you’re probably already a reasonably attractive and successful guy.
Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status.
Then, if your Facebook friend changes their relationship status, the website will send you an email, so you’ll be right in there straight away. As well as swiping left you can use the app to specify whether you’re feeling Heavenly (“Let’s go for a cute Frappuccino and take selfies”) or Sinful (“Hey, I would like to have sex with you”).
The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.
So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?
Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?