Eight simple rules for dating my son

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For goodness sake, if you aren’t really a lady, at least pretend to be one around me.This is not a treat, but a promise: I will sneak into my son’s room like a ninja and check his phone nightly for inappropriate sexts or naughty pictures so you best not be sending ’em.Liddane already has a boyfriend named Jeremy, however, and in a jealous rage, Stewie clubs him with a tire iron, ties him up, duct tapes his mouth shut, and locks him in the trunk of Brian's car.

Stewie instantly falls in love with Liddane, an attractive young applicant.Meg goes on Everybody Loves Raymond to tell Neil she does not like him.When Lois interviews several people to apply for being Stewie's babysitter, one of them is Gloop from the 1967 show Herculoids.A flashback shows Brian by the bowling alley, talking about how high school girls keep getting pretty and staying young.This is a reference to the movie Dazed and Confused, where Matthew Mc Conaughey's character, David Wooderson says exactly the same thing.She finally tells Neil that she wants to be his girlfriend and signs the original contract to prove her sincerity; the Goldmans quickly put her to work as a slave, putting on Neil's pajamas and plowing a field in their front yard.

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