Good quotes for dating website

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muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!

)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...

I give it a "Don't be a dumbass"-Straight to the point... "WHY DONT ANY GUY WANT ME"-Let me count the ways...

Although there's nothing inherently wrong with these sentences, you should avoid using them if possible, since so many other people have them on their profile.

" "Feel my shirt, it's made of boyfriend material..." "This profile has an adequate amount of cowbell." "We'll just lie and say we met at a strip club in Vegas." "I brush twice a day." "Quit staring at my butt!

" "This one time, at band camp..." 3) Don't Just Talk About it… A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them.

Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.

Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...

Phrases like this don't help you stand out and can be BORING to read after having seen them so many times.

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