I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches they were walkin my way Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake.Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal Guy 2 Lyrics: Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka I told you in the first song, Ill tell you in another.Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I dont have a girlfriend my hands my only lover.[John] I just kept pretending to go to the bathroom, but really I was pounding tequila shots at the bar, Charlie Sheen’s style, winning… [Erin] I should have just gone home to my vibrator, but he was there, and I hadn’t gotten laid in a while. [Erin] And he kept making these awful outdated references? [John] And then we went back to her place, um, I can’t remember much, but I think I went down on her at one point. [John] Then we had sex, and I was pretty good, I think. My favorite song motherfucker I dont like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic. Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher. Every night in my dreams, I see you I feel you Every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye. Though Im not afraid to say that Im a sensitive guy, sticks and stones break my bones but its the words that make me cry. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[John] I understand if you’ve never seen Robocop, I get it, but you’ve never heard of Robocop, come on, you’ve heard of Robocop. [John – Jonathan “Jon” Lajoie (August 21, 1980)] Source: I’d given up. [Erin] From the moment I met John I knew that he was the biggest asshole. [Erin] Terrible listener, my mom who was a pole vault champion she’s dead now, she would have hated him. [Erin] And he kept farting and blaming on the Asian guy sitting next to us. The dad from that 70 Show is the bad guy, you’re a huge, that 70 Show fan. I was convinced there wasn’t anyone out there that was compatible with me. [John] Couldn’t stand her, gosh she was materialistic, self centered. [John] There was this Asian guy sitting next to us, kept farting the whole time, fffff- gross, why are you farting it’s a restaurant. [John] Why would you pretend to not know what Robocop is? Like that time in Grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face, she really hurt me, whyd she call me stupid face? Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I like red peppers better than the green ones. Go Go Go Go Go shorty, its your birthday, Go party like its your birthday. In these show, he’s impersonating the character of Taco Mac Arthur.