Nightman: You can't tell me what to do Boy: You're still skipping the same line. Boy: God, it's crazy how much better I am at acting than you are. Boy: I'll tell you what I am the ruler of darkness. Please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me! Dennis gloats that the audience loved him, and Mac says he is aiming for gasps instead of laughs. After entering the stage to laughter, Mac and Frank sing "The Troll Toll" and Mac makes the "rape" between him and Dennis extremely graphic. They try to figure out what motivated him — revenge, anger, jealousy — but Charlie insists he just wrote it for fun. At a theater, Charlie thanks Artemis for helping transcribe the script into words and the gang argues over the parts. Dee plays the princess that works at a coffee shop. Charlie (while descending): I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me. I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you want to marry men, will you marry me? Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something.
This appears to be a defect in the browser which should be addressed soon.A Coffee Shop Princess is in love with a small man who has the characteristics of a little boy. Princess: Tiny Boy Little Boy Baby Boy I need you Tiny Boy Little Boy I want to touch you boy I need you boy Tiny Boy Little Boy Baby Boy I need you Tiny Boy Little Boy want to make love to you boy boy oh boy boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy Boy (sung over the Princess' refrain): If you only knew what I'd do to you If I was that boy that's inside of you! One night, The Nightman comes, with permission from a Troll, and takes away his innocence. If you only knew what I'd do to you If I was that boy that's inside of you Inside Inside Inside of my mind Princess and Boy (Spoken Together): Oh boy! The night of musical arrives, and Charlie brings Gladys in to play the piano. The play starts, and Dee and Dennis complete their first song "Tiny Boy, Little Boy, Baby Boy", then Dee sings her own song "Just to be Clear", which enrages Charlie since that song was not his and it messes up the play in Charlie's eyes. The little boy transforms into The Dayman and fights The Nightman. Princess (sung without music): Just to be clear I did not write that song and have never had sex with a child (or minor and anything like that) Just to be clear I am a more experienced actor and that should be taken into account during your applause at the end Most men find me to be an eight or a nine out of ten and I am (happend to be) available to any interested men who'd like to get my number after the show HIV-test preferred Just to be clear Just to be clear Just to be clear Troll (spoken over music): You came at the right time!